OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
(via heyfunniest)
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
(via pizza)
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
| me when I first got my tumblr: | *cries because I don't know what to do* |
| me now: | *cries because this is all I do* |
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
(via pizza)
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
(via pizza)
